
I’ve always wanted to take one of my groups on a walking tour of Westminster London, because although I can identify most of the buildings around there, I cannot tell you what happens in them. Or happened 50 years ago. Or 500 years ago. Usually I just make things up, like I do with the buildings in Paris. So I signed us up for our own private tour, called This is London!


Turns out that Fedora Jones is actually Fedra Jones. So it was a typo. She’s a woman, and she was delightful. She told us some very interesting stories and we set her on many fascinating tangents. On a few occasions she called Levi “Madam.” She claims that the Americans and the English are “two nations divided by a common language,” and wondered if we called rubbish bins “trash wagons.” She also claimed not to know what a waffle iron was. I thought she was fantastic, and she answered all of our questions politely, even the super dumb ones.
Fedra took us all up the river Thames on a boat. Here is this happening:
We pulled into Westminster just as Big Ben was ringing 12:
One thing about Fedra, she does not like to talk over loud sirens:
Later Fedra asked me if I was a Mormon, because someone leaked that information somewhere along the tour. I said that I was. She seemed genuinely surprised, as if she had expected this:
Anyway. We had a fantastic time and hope to book Fedra again for upcoming tours, especially since she can yell “GO!” loud enough to make sure we all cross the street correctly.
We pulled into Westminster just as Big Ben was ringing 12:
One thing about Fedra, she does not like to talk over loud sirens:
Later Fedra asked me if I was a Mormon, because someone leaked that information somewhere along the tour. I said that I was. She seemed genuinely surprised, as if she had expected this:


